Q:Why did the frog cross the road?
A:To see what the chicken was doing.
Q:How can you tell if a frog can hear?
A:Yell, “Free flies,” and see if he comes.
Q:What does a frog say when it sees somethin’ great?
Q:What do you call a frog with no legs?
A:It doesn’t matter. He won’t come anyway.
Q:What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over?
A:The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked.
Q:Why did the frog croak?
A:Because he ate a poisonous fly!
Q:What has more lives that a cat?
A:A frog that goes croak every night.
Q:What do ya call a frog’s favorite soda?
Q:How deep can a frog go?
Q:Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
A:He wanted to robbit.
Q:Why are frogs such good liars?
A:Because they are am-FIB-ians.
Q: What does a frog wear on St. Patrick’s day?
Q: What car do frogs prefer?
A: The Beetle
Q: What’s white on the outside and green on the inside?
A: A frog sandwich
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A: Open toad
Q: What’s green with red spots
A: A frog with chicken pox
Q: What is a frog’s favourite time of year?
A: Leap year
Q: What’s green and jumps?
A: A frog !!!!!
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.
Q: What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?
A: It got toad!!
Q: What’s green green green green green?
A: A frog rolling down a hill
Q: What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A: A hoppy meal with french flies and a diet croak
Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language.
Q: What do stylish frogs wear?
Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
A: He needed a hopperation !