Q:Why did the frog cross the road?
A:To see what the chicken was doing.
Q:How can you tell if a frog can hear?
A:Yell, “Free flies,” and see if he comes.
Q:What does a frog say when it sees somethin’ great?
A:Toadly awesome!
Q:What do you call a frog with no legs?
A:It doesn’t matter. He won’t come anyway.
Q:What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over?
A:The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked.
Q:Why did the frog croak?
A:Because he ate a poisonous fly!
Q:What has more lives that a cat?
A:A frog that goes croak every night.
Q:What do ya call a frog’s favorite soda?
A:Croaka-Cola!
Q:How deep can a frog go?
A:Knee-deep Knee-deep!
Q:Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
A:He wanted to robbit.
Q:Why are frogs such good liars?
A:Because they are am-FIB-ians.
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