Q: What does a frog wear on St. Patrick’s day?
A: Nothing
Q: What car do frogs prefer?
A: The Beetle
Q: What’s white on the outside and green on the inside?
A: A frog sandwich
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A: Open toad
Q: What’s green with red spots
A: A frog with chicken pox
Q: What is a frog’s favourite time of year?
A: Leap year
Q: What’s green and jumps?
A: A frog !!!!!
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