Frog Funnies

sherlock frogQ: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?

A: Unhoppy.

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?

A: He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q: What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?stylish-frog

A: It got toad!!

Q: What’s green green green green green?

A: A frog rolling down a hill

Q: What did the frog order at McDonald’s?

A: A hoppy meal with french flies and a diet croak

Q: Why did the frog say meow?

A: He was learning a foreign language.

Q: What do stylish frogs wear?

A: Jumpsuits!

Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?

A: He needed a hopperation !






2 thoughts on “Frog Funnies

  1. Not sure if my earlier note was sent!

    Best wishes for a hoppy, healthy, and amazing new year of the horse. There’s no frog in the chinese zodiac… 😀


    1. Hi Evelyn and hoppy new year to you too. Your other message didn’t arrive. Maybe early day blog hiccups? Never mind, we got this one loud and clear as a croak at midnight. Thanks for the well wishes. It will certainly be a hoppy new year for us here at Darcy Moon. Can’t wait to see her leap onto the shelves (groan) 🙂


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