Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.
Q: What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?
A: It got toad!!
Q: What’s green green green green green?
A: A frog rolling down a hill
Q: What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A: A hoppy meal with french flies and a diet croak
Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language.
Q: What do stylish frogs wear?
Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
A: He needed a hopperation !
2 thoughts on “Frog Funnies”
Not sure if my earlier note was sent!
Best wishes for a hoppy, healthy, and amazing new year of the horse. There’s no frog in the chinese zodiac… 😀
Hi Evelyn and hoppy new year to you too. Your other message didn’t arrive. Maybe early day blog hiccups? Never mind, we got this one loud and clear as a croak at midnight. Thanks for the well wishes. It will certainly be a hoppy new year for us here at Darcy Moon. Can’t wait to see her leap onto the shelves (groan) 🙂