Frog Funnies

sherlock frogQ: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?

A: Unhoppy.

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?

A: He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q: What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?stylish-frog

A: It got toad!!

Q: What’s green green green green green?

A: A frog rolling down a hill

Q: What did the frog order at McDonald’s?

A: A hoppy meal with french flies and a diet croak

Q: Why did the frog say meow?

A: He was learning a foreign language.

Q: What do stylish frogs wear?

A: Jumpsuits!

Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?

A: He needed a hopperation !

 

 

 

 

 

Welcome to the blog

Hello everyone and welcome to the blog! This is the first post of many we (Catherine and Michael) have planned. Full of fun facts, educational tidbits and the occasional snot joke, this blog will put a smile on your face and (hopefully) teach you a thing or two as well. But today’s most important piece of information is; THE COUNTDOWN IS ON !!! Darcy Moon and the deep-fried frogs will be released by Fremantle Press on 1st March 2014. Yippee!

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