Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy.
Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.
Q: What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?
A: It got toad!!
Q: What’s green green green green green?
A: A frog rolling down a hill
Q: What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A: A hoppy meal with french flies and a diet croak
Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language.
Q: What do stylish frogs wear?
A: Jumpsuits!
Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
A: He needed a hopperation !
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