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Q:Why did the frog cross the road?

A:To see what the chicken was doing.

 

Q:How can you tell if a frog can hear?

A:Yell, “Free flies,” and see if he comes.

 

Q:What does a frog say when it sees somethin’ great?

A:Toadly awesome!

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Q:What do you call a frog with no legs?cat

A:It doesn’t matter. He won’t come anyway.

 

Q:What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over?

A:The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked.

 

Q:Why did the frog croak?

A:Because he ate a poisonous fly!

 

stylish frogQ:What has more lives that a cat?

A:A frog that goes croak every night.

 

Q:What do ya call a frog’s favorite soda?

A:Croaka-Cola!

 

Q:How deep can a frog go?

qualcuno sto arrivando cosa aono le autopzionibinarie A:Knee-deep Knee-deep! Home Page

 

Q:Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?

A:He wanted to robbit.

 

Q:Why are frogs such good liars?

A:Because they are am-FIB-ians.

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Buy Tastylia (Tadalafil) Without Prescription Online naked-frogQ: What does a frog wear on St. Patrick’s day?

follow link A: Nothing

http://www.arredo.ch/?dered=anyoption-einzahlung&f95=b1 Q: What car do frogs prefer?

click to find out more A: The Beetle

http://mustangcipowebaruhaz.hu/?sisd=autopzioni-binare&07e=99 Q: What’s white on the outside and green on the inside?

http://www.shyamtelecom.com/?siterko=bonus-automatico-senza-deposito-opzioni-binarie&57f=d7 A: A frog sandwich

http://vvdewalden.nl/?author=8 Q: What  kind of shoes do frogs wear?

more A: Open toadopen toad

look at more info Q: What’s green with red spots

http://n-ergygroup.com/?okryglost=speed-dating-philly&7f5=e8 A: A frog with chicken pox

http://kingsleyprimary.net/?defiwer=daytrading-demokonto&166=ce Q: What is a frog’s favourite time of year?

تسجيل الدخول للخيارات الثنائية A: Leap year

köpa Viagra teneriffa Q: What’s green and jumps?

A: A frog !!!!!

 

Frog Funnies

sherlock frogQ: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?

A: Unhoppy.

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?

A: He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q: What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?stylish-frog

A: It got toad!!

Q: What’s green green green green green?

A: A frog rolling down a hill

Q: What did the frog order at McDonald’s?

A: A hoppy meal with french flies and a diet croak

Q: Why did the frog say meow?

A: He was learning a foreign language.

Q: What do stylish frogs wear?

A: Jumpsuits!

Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?

A: He needed a hopperation !